When the FBI is monitoring you online, it's harder for them if you use a lot of acronyms, right?  Sure, they know things like LOL and WTF . . . but what about the more obscure ones?


Turns out the FBI keeps an updated file on TONS of acronyms people use online.  A website called Muckrock News filed a Freedom of Information Act to get their hands on the list . . . and it's 83 pages long.


It has about 2,800 entries . . . and odds are, you've only heard a dozen of them. 


Here are some of the strangest ones they've got in there . . .


WYLABOCTGWTR . . . Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?


WTFT . . . What the French toast?


NIFOC . . . Naked in front of computer.


ICBINB . . . I can't believe it's not butter.


IITYWIMIWHTKY . . . If I tell you what it means I will have to kill you.


PMYMHMMFSWGAD . . . Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


(You can see the full list here.)